White Collar Zen Proverbs
Step 1: Recognizing a Crisis

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Entering the Dragon's Cave. (NEW!)

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"I have a funny little habit... I like to eat." - Mike Hammer, Private Eye.

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Leverage isn't something you really have until you really have it.

- "Let them eat...Brownie."

- Paying attention to subtleties.

- Perception is reality.

- You eat what you kill.

-The chicken comes first!

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Killing birds and tapping wells

Step 2: Using Words Creatively

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It's all abstract until there's an abstract. (NEW!)

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Logic does not always prevail. (NEW!)

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Zen and the Art of the Inter-office Memo.

- Saying isn't doing.

- "When I make a word do a lot of work like that, I always pay it extra."
    - Humpty Dumpty in Lewis Carroll,
Through the Looking-Glass.

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"If you're not sure of something to say, don't say it."

- "I can be very friendly."

Step 3: Strategic Silence

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Don't drink from the Kool-Aid!

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Confucius says: "If I show you one corner of the room, I do not  want to
   have to show you the other three."


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What has been said, and what has not been said. What has been done,
  and what has not been done.


Step 4: The Way of Anti-Structure

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"Throwing High Heat." - Sal Maglie, baseball player  (NEW!)

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"Time, time time is on my side..." (NEW!)

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I study and teach Self Power, but believe in Other Power.

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Sometimes you just can't fight fire with water.

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Learn how to become a "Road Hermit."

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"Finite players play within boundaries, and infinite players play  with
  boundaries."
- James P. Carse, Finite and Infinite Games.

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"Power isn't something you're given, it's something you take."

Step 5: Untitled

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"Snapshots of Apache poets searching through the ruins for a glimpse
   of Buddha."
- Bob Dylan, liner notes to Planet Waves.

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